Five times bad slides?

We all know what good visual design is, and yet we still make bad slides from time to time. What’s the story behind your bad slides?
?1. I just couldn’t be bothered, bad slides are less work.?
2. It makes it look like I have done tons of work.?
3. My boss asks specifically for those bad slides.?
4. How am I to remember what I have to say if it’s not on the slide?
?5. What do you mean, bad slides?